Have you ever gone into a restaurant just to sit around on your laptop or read a newspaper or something and get free refills? If so, I guarantee you have upset a server. I hope yours was not as vocal as Ashley, here, but still.

Also, I was laughing pretty hard when I realized this guy debuts on Friday the 13th. I hadn’t timed it out to be this way, but it is perhaps a sign that there really are no coincidences.